Brainwashing Your Kid Is Easier Than Washing Your Kid

Here's Remy on Inauguration Day sharing her enthusiasm for the new president with Molly (the little figurine). One underrated aspect about having a two year old is that with a little work, said two year old can quickly become fiercely partisan and a fan of all my favorite sports teams.

Meanwhile, Molly is thrilled about the closing Guantanamo Bay, having been a torture victim herself. While Molly has not been waterboarded, she has faced far worse advanced interrogation techniques, including, but not limited to being: covered in fecal matter, dipped in mustard, and force fed banana chunks that are as big as her head (and have been on the floor).